By a mad miracle I go intact.
nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

tyrabankruptcy:

Kim Zolciak was the true gay icon and African American woman on that show

MY FASHION KNOWLEDGE

cubanpizza:

same

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

mconalds:

why do white people do this to themselves

ya know, there comes a point when you must say, “that’s too much and I can’t cross that line.” He passed that time five or six years ago. Can you see sitting at a table with this dude while he tries to eat mashed potatoes? Shit be everywhere. 

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

mconalds:

why do white people do this to themselves

ya know, there comes a point when you must say, “that’s too much and I can’t cross that line.” He passed that time five or six years ago. Can you see sitting at a table with this dude while he tries to eat mashed potatoes? Shit be everywhere. 

At 16, I became I obsessed with Sylvia Plath and Tori Amos.

At 26, I’m still obsessed with Sylvia Plath and Tori Amos.

I’m glad I haven’t changed much.

if you’ve ever used the word ‘turnt’ i want to watch you die.

givemethefame:

and i’m not kidding. -_- 

Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Real Housewives’ tagline.